For Lent I’m just giving up in general
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
If you put your hand on her lower pelvis and put pressure on it while you’re finger fucking her. I promise you she’ll damn near start speaking another language
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004